I’m warning you in advance, this may not be very funny and it may rely entirely on you having to be me IN the situation…
So I end up running the door for J.D. at Nocturnal last night, and at the beginning of the night he hands me this piece of paper – that time-honored institution of doormandom, the guest list. One of the guys from The Bulletproof Vests comes up and asks to put three more people on it. No problem.
Part of the way through the first band, a really pretty girl and her significant other (I assume?) comes in and I say “Good evening! Five dollars.” She hesitates for a second and says “Am I on the list?” and gives her name. I look down…it’s not there. I say “Ma’am, I’m sorry but it’s not here. I can show you the list if you want…” About this time, the Crowders – Kate and Corey, both members of the fine Two Way Radio – run up and say “Oh! Can we put them on the guest list? This is my sister.” I turn and look at her and yes, they do resemble each other so I say with a smile, “Hey, she’s the boss!” and let them in.
About an hour later, another girl comes in – slender and pretty, with a knit hat on, and she resembles Kate too – and again I attempt to take money from her. She waffles a little, so I say “You know what? Go on in…you’ve just won the Kate Crowder lookalike contest.” She looks puzzled but goes on in.
I have no clue if they’re related.
I wonder who that look-alike was. . .
No idea, but she was cute.